personally inspired to be princess leia
some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me
other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand
#1 has worked in retail
#2 hasn’t
Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer
*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made
every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again
Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping
